Sunday, November 22, 2009

this is what you do when ur bored

ah.. my blog. how long has it been? 25 freaking thousand years? EXACTLY. it doesnt matter right? nobody reads my freaking blog( i was just getting all emo n stuff). so. i've decided to say random thing bout myself. so here we go:
1. I'm Too Hot To Handle (what is he kidding?)
2. I.. Have A Fair Skin(better do a double check on the mirror, nigger)
3. I Am Barrack Obama(who is this prick??)
4. I Like To Eat(who doesn't fart face?)
5. I Lost 10kg(10 minus 10 that's fr sure)

i thought holidays were fun(it is! ur just not doing anything u piece of trash). i mean like.. my daily routine is simple. sleep, waking up, gobble some food, computer and sleep. imagine doing that fr a week. thnk god i'm not showing symptoms of having a heart attack. that's it fr this one. see you in 10 decades bastards

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Not A Very Happy Ending

bismillahirrahmanirrahim. PMR HABIS! Wohooo! tp kena juga blk ke pusat mental tu balik(sekolah) untuk menghantar buku teks. aku tak puas hati sbb, lepas dah hantar buku, kena pulak duk sekolah sampai habis sekolah. nak buat apa tunggu kat sekolah? bertelur? celaka kan? aku bet sekarang. sape dah habis PMR, sibuk nak lepak dgn mmbr lah, dgn pakwe lah, dgn org gila lah, whatever. ahah. aku kene jadi maid sementara kat rumah. maid aku si Sham THE CELAKA tlh membuat keputusan utk tidak bekerja dgn Puan Juaini Priestley(mak aku). mmg dah agak sial benda ni. aku rasa die pedon mak aku ckp sebelum puasa nak terbang g india sbb suami dia ank keling dan keling benar. dah kasi number dia kat india lg. seronok lah dia. pegi south india pulak tu. apa seronoknya? aha. gila sial mindset dia ni. pastu, dah lama after raya, cll rumah ckp nak berhenti. fuuuuuuuhhh. aku mmg dlm niat nak jd freddie krueger, bantai pmpuan ni in her dreams. haha. anyways, aku rasa dia x terbang pg india. sbb cm dia tak berani nak cll fon mak aku. takut num msia pulak keluar agaknye. preety stupid. padan muka kau. terkincit kau sekarang nak jejak rumah no.9(rumah aku). tp. whatever. aku dah malas nak pikir. at leats aku kat rumah sorang2, so there wil will be no one like 'AMAAAAAAAAN, KAKAK NAK KElUARR YA?" bingit telinga dgr benda tu. keluar je keje. kurung kau kang. sekarang aku harap results aku cukup2 nak masuk ASiS. hehe. kh pon kalau ikutkan aku x belajar pon, kalau dpt c, sumpah lusa betol2 jadi babi buta. babi yg buta. sbb apa? kene kaw2 dgn roshedah a.k.a The Mafia. aha. aku dah malas nak type. otak pon dah buntu. haha

karya arman terhebat

Friday, May 22, 2009

Pennywise

I’m on my bed, still awake eventhough it’s already late. I had a feeling that tonight was different than other nights. It was raining and quite stormy. The loudness of the thunder was what kept me awake. I was terrified of the thunder. I look around my room. It was dark and I felt colder than usual. Slowly, I cover myself with my blanket, hoping nothing beyond the ordinary will happen. Then I realized, I had goosebumps. I cannot believe this is happening. Then I heard something. I think it was coming from the kitchen. Despite being scared, I was still curious. What was it? Slowly, I reach my doorknob and opened it. I came out. Everyone was still asleep. That’s very odd, was I the only one who heard it? I ignored my thoughts and made my way to the stairs, equipped with only a torchlight. I walked down slowly and carefully. Then there was another sound. I stopped. It sounded like someone was gobbling up something. Holding the torchlight tightly, I pray to God, hoping nothing will happen to me.

I walked to the kitchen. Shockingly, I saw a clown. It was eating something. I was stunned. He was eating my brother. At that moment, I was unable to scream. I tried to escape slowly, but the clown noticed me. I frozed. He stood up. Blood was covering his mouth and he was giving me a gruesome smile. I couldn’t do anything. He said, “Hello”. I didn’t reply. He said his name. It was Pennywise. How I hope it will not eat me. He said, “Would you like to play?”. I quickly ran from the kitchen. I can feel that it’s chasing me. As I reach my room, I quickly lock the door, jumped on my bed and quickly cover myself with the blanket. I saw a shadow from the door. It’s him. I endlessly pray to God hoping it won’t come in. He broke the door. I kept myself shut. He pulled my blanket. He found me. Then he said, “Let’s play!”. He opened his mouth. I saw his sharp teeth and I knew he was going to eat me. I screamed as loud as I can.

Suddenly, I woke up. It was only dream. What a relief. As I got up from my bed, there was something by my side. It was blood red and, as if, floating. I turned slowly. It was a balloon. My eyes were wide open as if I saw something terrifying. I was shocked. I knew it’s him. There was a note at the balloon. It say’s, “Let’s play next time..Jeff.” There was a big gruesome smile. As if it, it was blood. I quickly went to bed. How I wish that it won’t happen again.

ARMAN

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

global warming

aku rase malaysia ni cm cikai 'sikit'. haha. bapak celakanya. bukan ape. aku faham maksud'panas. tp bila dah panas,membawa maut siot. maklumlah,dah 5 bulan aku mengalaminya. aku tinggal kat hussein onn. sekolah cp. mm. bagus,tahniah. ok lah jugak drpd pegi sri murni tu. blk kene naik van and bapak hodoh ok van tu. ok. kali pertama aku pulang dr sekolah,mak ai,gila babs ah die punye terik tu. takde ke org naik kereta tu nak tumpangkan aku. buat dosa je. aha. n then sampai rumah. alhamdulillah. sesudahnya tiba,mkn,mandi tido ah beb. tp 1st day skola,aku blk terus buat kerja sekolah. bangga mak. aha. pastu mak aku tunjuk jalan shortcut blk. YEAH BABY! aku pun pakai jalan tu. tp mmg x dpt cover lah dr matahari 2. haha. sampai nak pitam jln. bapak drama queennya.hari tu aku jalan okey. pastu nmpk anjing pulak. aku ni dah lah fobia ngan binatang haram ni. tetapi die beredar dgn pantas. alhamdulillah. hahah. aku rase itu je lah buat sementara ini. xoxo(wtf??)

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arman here..ahahaha